He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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