you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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