just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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