Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize