I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He did a backflip because drugs
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