atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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