Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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