..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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