We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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