If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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