I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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