jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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