Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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