I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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