So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
