I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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