your room smells of hookers.
And success
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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