kristin has been a bad kristin
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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