my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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