I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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