i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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