i barfeds in our rink
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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