Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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