Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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