Say something about gay babies.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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