i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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