So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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