Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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