Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
do herpes really smell.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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