Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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