yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you didnt know i had herpes?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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