Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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