Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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