Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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