It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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