Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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