I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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