im drinking this country out of the recession.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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