You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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