is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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