I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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