never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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