It was confusing and full of hummus
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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