I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My pussy is not your playground.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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