so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it glows. i had to have it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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