So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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