Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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