how can u be prego again
Where did you get a picture of my penis
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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