Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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