So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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