Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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