ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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