So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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