sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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