he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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