You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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