he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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