her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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